Then, well, I expected to see plenty of Turkish Supermen, but I never expected to see the ‘S’ there. This includes such classics as the headlines “Odds Go Down On Virginia” and “Police Close Virginia’s Opening”. Now she has become a huge star and you can tell because of the newspaper and magazine montage. And there you go.ĭid I mention this movie is quite the experience to watch. The next morning she gets a call that Virginia and her have been booked on another show. Go figure! Of course it does lead to her being rescued by a bunch of jocks. Penelope listens to the doc and Virginia so she decides to walk the street dressed like this.Īnd wouldn’t you know it. Also, they have named the vagina Virginia.
Sadly, this is leading to an ending that makes no sense.
He says that it’s her otherwise anonymous organ crying out to have attention paid to it. This is when the film tries to give some meaning to this talking vagina situation. The boyfriend storms off, but the psychiatrist/agent takes her out and walks with her through a park. Seriously, the only reason I can think of that the scene exists is to remind us that the boyfriend is still a character in this movie. She is then bailed out by the boyfriend from the beginning of the film. Then we get a ridiculous scene where she gets pulled over by a cop and the talking vagina gets her arrested. This is as much as I can show without resorting to black boxes. He immediately decides to exploit the talking vagina for money and books her on a show. Penelope decides to see a psychiatrist about her problem and it turns out the vagina can not just talk and apparently see, but can sing too. Of course Rip Taylor comes in and breaks things up. You know one thing leads to another at beauty parlors and before you know it, this happens. The vagina apparently has eyes too since it knew the lady was a lesbian and was checking her out. Penelope’s vagina starts talking, so she runs into the back room. Now a customer comes into the place and because it’s the 1970s, Penelope is wearing this. The boom mic also swings back and forth between the two actresses during this scene staying visible most of the time. Yep, the boom mic is below them as if Candice Rialson’s vagina is actually going to speak and the microphone needs to be there to pick it up. Penelope decides to confide in a friend about her little problem. It really looks like it’s going to hit him on the head. I think the boom mic could have picked him up just fine out of frame. It’s Rip Taylor doing a flamboyant gay stereotype. Penelope works at a beauty parlor and here comes the attack of the boom mic. Her boyfriend isn’t happy with the pussy talk and storms off. Even though the sound is coming from a different place, it’s not Penelope’s voice, and sometimes people are looking directly at her face when it happens. It takes the characters way too long in this movie to realize it’s her vagina talking. Penelope (Candice Rialson) is lying in bed with her boyfriend when chimes ring and a voice starts talking saying it wasn’t happy with the sex it just received. Well, since the movie jumps right to it, let’s jump right to it. That sucker pops in all the time, and at really odd times in odd places. And they should have added the boom mic as an action element in this movie. None of that really prepared me for actually watching this movie. MGM Impact even had a warning on it that said “Impact elements of action include: Talking Vagina Tv”. I knew it was one of at least four talking vagina movies from the 1970s. I’ve known about this movie for awhile now because of The Cinema Snob.
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